Don't Fluuuuush

I'm scared of the flush but the flush is NOT scared of me.

There is something about that sound. You push that shiny pedal sort of thing and then at once that noisy, scary, disturbing sound spews out. I think it likes to see or hear me scurry out of the bathroom when it starts talking.

That's why I flush only when I want to get out of the toilet. After that I trot out and get as far away as I can so I need not hear it.

Different flushes make different sounds and some sounds are not so menacing. Some sounds don't make you feel as if you are going to dieee.