Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Woodstock Is Cuddly



I remember the time I played Apples to Apples with Ju Lyn, Ju Ean and my brother. It was supposed to be 'cuddly' or 'adorable' and so I put Woodstock. It was Ju Lyn's turn to be the one to pick and the others were 'caves' and 'surfboarding'. She chose 'caves'. Because she thought I was the one to put 'caves'.

I am NOT so random as that.

I know that sometimes I can be extremely random. But seriously, I don't find caves adorable. Certainly not cuddly.

Caves are clammy, dark things that people admire because of their enormous quantities of bats and their droppings.

I also remember the time my father, my brother and I went 'spelunking' in a cave around Ipoh. We chose the dry path but there was a wet one. While you were on the dry path you could see how the wet one was. It was brown and murky and disgusting all because of the bat shit. People actually waded in it because it was exciting. Ooooo. But my dad wants to go for it. I think I will come back with a seriously serious skin decease.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Don't Fluuuuush

I'm scared of the flush but the flush is NOT scared of me.

There is something about that sound. You push that shiny pedal sort of thing and then at once that noisy, scary, disturbing sound spews out. I think it likes to see or hear me scurry out of the bathroom when it starts talking.

That's why I flush only when I want to get out of the toilet. After that I trot out and get as far away as I can so I need not hear it.

Different flushes make different sounds and some sounds are not so menacing. Some sounds don't make you feel as if you are going to dieee.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Study Group

There is a study group in one of the houses in Subang. This group is new. This group just got born. The study group wants to ice-skate.

The basis of a study group is, actually, to make you smarter. Meaning this study group needs to be smarter. Also meaning that 'The Study Group' is not smart enough. Not knowledgeable enough. Needs to be brainier.

A study group is also to expose you to other new things. New things or things you want to do with people around. Meaning this study group is filled with lonely people. Also meaning this study group does not mix enough. Too secluded. Needs to be more sociable.

'The Study Group' needs to be filled with professors. 'The Study Group' needs to be filled with social butterflies. People want 'The Study Group' to change. It's suspect.

Friday, September 12, 2008

The Importance of THOUGHTS

THOUGHTS are what I am giving to two of my bean plants.
One is filled with GOOD THOUGHTS.
The other is filled with BAD THOUGHTS.
The last is just THOUGHTless.

The thoughts are supposed to make a plant grow less or more. Thoughts seem to affect the plant though the bad one seems to be growing the most. The thoughtless one grows the least. It sprawls all over the place.

It could have been my fault. I turned a few of the beans so that their roots faced up. Smile!

Beans make you fart.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Dush

Olympics and ballet concert is over!

I smell an IKEA lavender candle. It kills the rotting smell of garbage.

Just now my mom burned the incense holder. The type which you put a candle underneath, then put water and nice smelling oils in the bowlish sort of thing on top.

We burned it for quite awhile.

Then, when she realised that it was burning, she put water that wasn't hot enough on it. She said it cracked. Then I asked her to put out the candle.