Chant!

Okaaay. I just saw an advertisement on the McDonald's chant which rewarded you with a Big Mac. Well, my brother did it and got it. He did it in 3.89 seconds. Actually it SHOWED 3.89 seconds. I think he did it in around 3.5 seconds but the lady stopped it at nearly 3.9 seconds.

Quite a long time ago in a supermarket, I was running away from my brother. That was before the time he had started terrifying me with his jabby zipper-zaps. And so I ran. Quite a short distance actually. Then I reached my destination and tugged at my father's shirt. He was buying fruits. "Papa, Co-Co is disturbing me!!!!!!". I looked up.

WUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAA

I realised it WASN'T my father. I ran off. Rather like Napoleon Dynamite. At the back of me I could hear the laughing snigger of my brother.

One Flew Over My Head

Just one minute ago a bird flew over my head and nearly smacked into the window like in cartoons. It flew over my head very loudly and tried to fly out of the window. It took a few seconds to do that because the opening was quite small. You could hear the loud patter of wings agianst the window.

I thought it was a bat.

Quite a long time ago a magpie flew into our house and into the store room. Bingo went wild and we had to hold her while we tried to dig for the bird. It did not want to come out so we had to wait for a considerably long time. If you bent down, you could see it standing on the floor where it was so difficult to get. At last it flew out.

White Fluffy Stuff

I am going to eat brown porridge afterwards! I dislike brown rice. It has this cockroachy taste which I find disturbing. Maybe the pickled lettuce will erase the taste. I enjoy pickled lettuce. Best of all, you don't even need to cook them. Just get a can-opener and open the can.


That is a toy poodle. I like unshaved toy poodles. There is a toy poodle in my dog's obdience class.

A View On French Loaves

I'm bloated. I don't even know why I feel so stuffed. It's not like I ate THAT much at JPS teatime.

I am having cake for dinner.

I really like pure French Loaves. I like eating eat without toasting, buttering, or garlicing it. It is best if you don't use a bread knife. I prefer tearing them. We're eating them very often nowadays since my brother has a bicycle again. It is very convenient to have a son with a functioning bicycle because he can run errands for you. Boy, do this! Go and buy me some bread please!

I put the picture back on the left. I prefer it that way.

Devices

My mother and I are thinking of devices that will help Bingsa to be shiny.

My mom has already pointed out that it is probably her food since we changed it to Eukanuba. Before, we had tried a packet of Avocado Avoderm since Chin Ee told my mom to try it. Yesterday we bought another packet of Eukanuba. The lady at the shop said that it needs at least three months for her fur to get used to the food.

My mother told her about Bingo not glittering and she told us to try this sort of pasty thing that you squeeze into the dog's mouth. It costs a bomb. It's....... RM 43! That's two dollars less than the Eukanuba dog food.

We settled for human things that will probably help her fur coat. My mother bought Scott's Emulsion and just now a packet of brown sugar that you use to make kuih.

I dunno how the sugar works at all. I think it's something to do with what's inside the sugar. haha. Maybe it is the sugar cane or something.

I think Bingo is enjoying all this new products. Partly because of all the attention but most of all, she has more things to taste! My dog is a greedy animal. One time she ripped open the dog food bag that was on the floor. I am actually still shocked that she saved it for when she would starve if we forgot to feed her before we went out or when we went out for a long time and forgot to feed her.

That's why we put her food on the ladder now. Maybe she'll even learn to climb a ladder.